With the Guardian elves/trolls snug in their beds/locals for the holidays, there’s no RR this week. So we’ll have a RRR (Reverse Readers Recommend) here. Instead of songs that fit (or, ahem, don’t) a topic, we want topics that fit a song. There will be extra Spill points for justis which cite other songs. There will NOT be a judges’ ruling at the end. Consensus rules, baby.
The song is: ____________ he he, you’ll have to wait for 10 p.m.