Caption Competition – Royal Edition!

In anticipation of a right royal day off, let’s have a wee stab at some awesome captions, please!

As usual, ‘Spill points are on offer, which can be exchanged for a commemorative Wills n Kate c60 mixtape or teatowel.

On an unrelated note, here’s some grunge-nouveau that I’ve been very much enjoying of late, from The Pains Of Being Pure At Heart:

30 thoughts on “Caption Competition – Royal Edition!

  1. “So this prole came up to me and asked me what I thought about the redistribution of wealth and I let him have it on the back of the head with my shooting stick!”

  2. Kate thinks: What a fucking tit! I mean, just what on earth is he doing? I wonder how long I have to wait before I can start screwing around like his parents?

  3. Wills “Of course, one takes one’s invisible elephant with one almost everywhere. One never knows when an impromptu game of invisible elephant polo may happen”

    Kate “Yah, totally”

    Bawdy Heid “Can I touch it?”

    Wills “Yah, and then you can stroke my elephant next yah?”

  4. Kate is thinking ” This is so like a dream….when o when will I wake up…please god….please make it end soon….”

  5. Sing along with the common people,
    sing along and it might just get you through,
    laugh along with the common people,
    laugh along even though they’re laughing at you,
    and the stupid things that you do
    cos you think that Kate is cooo-ooo-ooool

  6. They trap her in a barbed wire confine with the dancing master until she learns the royal cha cha, but her ring is so heavy that she can’t lift her arm.

  7. “So that bloody commoner said to me that she’d chop my head off – like this – stick it on a pole and parade it through the streets if I don’t agree to I’ll Make Love To You by Boys II Men as our first dance, so I told the b- – oh, hello dear, dkin’t see you there…”

  8. I can’t believe Liverpool and Hull councils have more street party applications planned for when Thatcher dies than for next Friday – ooh, it makes me want to take out my imaginary sax and blow…

  9. The birds and the bees for toffs

    “Sir, if we are going to make an heir, your fly needs to be a little more open when you flick it in.”

    ” And Ma’am, if you were to unbutton perhaps two of those buttons . . . “

  10. I can’t believe you just said that. Is that Dick the butler?

    Or is that Uncle Edward’s prerogative?


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