No challenge up yet I see. Here’s one from me then. Think of a song that you like but that includes a rhyming couplet that really grates. Something that makes you think: oh, come on you could have done better than that! I love the Stranglers but it’s no secret that some of their lyrics are terribly facile and some of the forced rhymes they have come up with over the years are just excruciating.
For some reason the following really grated:
If only he could write a sonnet
He’d place his life upon it
It’s from their last Hugh period album, 10.
Can you do worse?