1 Straight In At 101 Los Campesinos! want it to feel more like post coital, less like post rock…
2 Religious Songs Withered Hand how can he be happy listening to death metal tunes
3 Playboy Hot Chip Drivin’ in my Puegeot – 20 inch rims with the chrome now – Blazin’ out Yo La Tengo – Drivin’ round poppin’ with the top down ….
4 The Key Of C Jim Noir i want to be in the key of c, it’s easier to play it.
5 A Man Walks Into A Bar Jens Lekman
6 New Year’s Kiss Casiotone For The Painfully Alone not on a balcony with champagne lips..but in the pantry against the pancake mix
1 Against The Wall Jimi Tenor / Tony Allen I wanna do it dance hall – got my tightest pants on
2 Separated At Birth DJ Format (Featuring Abdominal & D-Sisive)
3 Public Park Ballboy
4 Cut Your Hair Pavement look around, the second drummer drowned, his telephone was found
5 Fonz Eugene McGuinness
6 Faraway Eyes The Handsome Family
1 Worries Gisli if you had a penis you’d worry about who to screw
2 The Happy Song The Aliens I’m happy every day even tho I’m stuck in Fife
3 All The Records On The Radio Are Shite… Ballboy except mine
4 Bad Cover Version Pulp heard an old girlfriend had turned to the church, she’s trying to replace me, it’ll never work.
5 Don’t Let The Record Label Take You Out To Lunch Jeffrey Lewis
6 Hell Is Round The Corner Tricky
Best build up – ever: “seduce me, seduce me”
worked for rib tickler Tricky Kid in Massive Attack and then his own ‘Hell Is Round The Corner’ the punchline: “seduce me, seduce me.. dress me up in stussy” cracks me up every time… but then the missus says I’m not very funny.
Not my fault she married into the MacBride clan, I did tell her it was traditional in the north of Ireland and the West coast of Scotland for our Family to marry in overcoats.. her and the Bridesmaids looked like flashers.. but it saved a fortune on the dresses. (She was lucky, marry into the Macintosh’s and your coat is entirely made from the skins of dead men called Tosh – Fact Fans)
Anyway she moved onto the Farm and like Los Campesinos! I asked her to grab my cock.. enough of that – Religious Songs, they are always funny.. if that is Jesus’ blood wouldn’t there be more?
Knocking on Kevin’s front door, we took Hot Chips sexy Puegeot Wheels for a spin, pumping out Yo La Tengo… going to doff a cap in yo general direction.
Jimi Tenor is the inspiration for the flight of the Concords – he’s been sexing up the cool northern European electronica for what seems like decades now.. it just makes me grin, I say sexing up, I’m really not sure if he’s taking the piss, it’s so perfectly straight faced.. I got my tightest pants on indeed.
I had written more over on RR, but they are channeling Fatboy slims ‘everyone needs a 303′ with their own version ‘Everyone get a 404′
It was funny I tell ya… hope you enjoy the playlist.. as DJ Format would like you to know ‘more hits than a German on a fetish site’