I am watching the Reading coverage on BBC3.

Not hugely impressed.

Kings of Leon – unfocused and plodding, lack of music, not a good band at all.

Faith No More – always were rubbish, why reform?

Jamie T – What the F*ck is this sh*t? I have rarely seen anything as completely useless. Who is this cretinous bore? Do people actually listen to this for pleasure? Makes The Streets look good.

I have also been unfortunate enough to see the Bombay Bicycle Club, who deserve a smack and Florence and the Machine, who are just rubbish.