1. I saw Elvis Presley walk out of a 7-Eleven
And a woman gave birth to a baby and then bowled 257
2. She was humming Suspicion, that’s the song she liked best
She had Elvis I Love You tattooed on her breast
When they landed in Memphis, well her heart beat so fast
3. Hey Andy, are you goofing on Elvis?
4. That be tellin’ Julio Iglesias what to sing, now.
Now, whoever said that Sidney Poitier was a blind man,
Knew the same of Elvis Presley, too.
5. I don’t believe that Elvis is dead
I don’t believe that Elvis is dead
6. Elvis are you out there somewhere
Looking like a happy man?
In the snow with Rosebud
7. Elvis is in everybody out there.
Everybody’s got Elvis in them!
Everybody except one person that is…
Yeah, one person!
The evil opposite of Elvis.
Anti-Elvis got no Elvis in ‘em,
lemme tell ya.
Michael J. Fox has no Elvis in him.
8. I remember the disc-jockey was playing “Jailhouse Rock”
When I had my first date with a beautiful girl
and since that evening you’ve been my friend
9. Picture a zombie Elvis
In a tacky white jump suit
Just imagine a rotting Elvis
Shopping for fresh fruit
10. Man I was beat, I was driven by the heat
Down to Elvis Presley Blvd. in a one-way dead end street